Dear Dr. Laura,

I heard you talk about the fat lady who got the largest size lingerie she could find, and even though it was still too tight, her husband went wild.

I then told my husband I was going to get a “slutty bra” the next day.

He was in the middle of playing his guitar and (so I thought) furiously studying his notes when he looked at me, stopped playing, put down his guitar and said:

                       "I will be happy to take it off you."

After 33 years of marriage, he is still highly susceptible!

Donna