June 25, 2012
No Need for Anyone Under 25 to See 'Rock of Ages' Julie Samrick Set in 1987 on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, Sherrie and Drew sing their naïve hearts out with hopes that the jaded world of rock 'n' roll might be a little less cruel if they navigate it together. Meanwhile, savvy veterans in the industry like fictional rock icon Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise) and nightclub owner Alec Baldwin begin to realize fame and fortune aren't all they're chalked up to be. Cruise is a caricature of lead singers from the 1980s rock era. He's nocturnal - glaring, grunting behind a pair of shades until the sun goes down each night. It is then that he comes to life, sex fueled, gyrating as he growls songs like "Pour Some Sugar on Me." In true musical fashion, the actors break into dozens of classic 80s songs by Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses, Scorpions, Foreigner, and many more - just the right song, right when the moment calls for it, and it's the soundtrack that makes the film. The audience will laugh and sing along, but without the music, the movie is lackluster with vapid characters and a predictable storyline. Rock of Ages is PG-13, but it should have an R-rating. There are multiple graphic sex scenes and several more scenes set to pole dancing in strip clubs. Plenty of skin is shown throughout, and it's not only women. Tom Cruise is never seen with a shirt on, and in his opening scene, he wears chaps that expose more than any of us expected. Cruise's character is either drunk, pelvic thrusting, or sticking his tongue in someone's mouth (or ear) in every scene he's in. Catherine Zeta-Jones plays the hypocritical wife of the mayor of Los Angeles, hell-bent on bringing down "the filth" of rock 'n' roll, but just as raunchy as the rest of them. A big screen musical that parodies the big hair bands of the 1980s, Rock of Ages should only be seen by Generation Xers because of its nostalgia to that time. The references to the culture and styles back then are abundant and will go right past younger viewers. Yet, if it weren't for the great soundtrack and fresh twist on the songs, I wouldn't recommend this movie at all. Julie Samrick is a stay-at-home mom of 4 young kids and the founder of Kid Focused, a site devoted to children and family issues. Subscribe to the free Kid Focused newsletter delivered weekly to your inbox and connect with us on Facebook too. Permission granted for use on DrLaura.com Posted by Staff at 7:00 AM |